EXCLUSIVE: NEW ALBUM LEAKS!

TOP STARS (or STARZ as the kids would say) have carelessly left their lists around after brainstorming ideas for their new albums....

Tinie Tempah's brainstorming session: Subjects to write tracks about for my new album.

1. How brilliant Tinie Tempah is.
2. How fantastic Tinie Tempah is.
3. How shizzle all the haters is.
4. How being Tinie Tempah is like da bomb.
5. How much cash i has got because i is Tinie Tempah.
6. How easy it is to get pussy cos i is Tinie Tempah.
7. How many clothes i has got.
8. How many cars i has got.
9. How much money i made from idiots who bought the first album.
10. How nobody used to like Tinie Tempah but everybody does now.

IMPORTENT: And don't forget to mention that "I'm in charge", "brrraaap!" and HOW BRILLIANT TINIE TEMPAH IS on EVERY TRACK.


Rihanna's list of ideas to get people to write songs about for me:

1. Sex.
2. Being sexed.
3. Giving sexys to boys.
4. Not wanting sex.
5. Big willies and sex with them.
6. Shouting during sex.
7. More sex.
8. Mouth sex.
9. Bedroom sexy times.
10. CHRIS BROWN BEAT ME UP!!! WAAAAH!! WAH!!! WAH!!!!1111one111


Scouting for Girls' new album song subjects brainstorm:

1. Postboxes.
2. Baked beans.
3. London taxis.
4. Routemaster buses.
5. Fish and chips.
6. Roses.
7. Castles.
8. The Union Flag.
9. Michaela Strachan. Again. Nobody'll notice.
10. The Queen.
11. Bonus Track: Full English Breakfast.