Thursday 3 March 2011

Then just when you think you're going soft...

A couple of reviews:

Ellie Goulding - Lights (Single)
For the first time, i can honestly say i'm not spitting fire after hearing an Ellie Goulding song for the first time. This is genuinely not bad at all. Entertainingly upbeat, sung with a degree of enthusiasm and best of all: no stupid earworms or acoustic piano in earshot. Just a shame the other four singles you've released have been utter bobbins. More like this please and maybe i'll be able to see your face on the TV without throwing things at it.

Avril Lavigne - What The Hell
I sold this short when i reviewed it in the previous entry. It is far worse than just plain awful. It is pseudo-spunky childult* awful. Mindshittingly disasterously awful. If you actually listen to the lyrics, it is all about how Ms Lavigne clearly doesn't give a shit about the feelings of anyone else, she's just "having fun". What a cuntish outlook on life. Whereas i felt some sympathy towards Pink when her marriage broke up and could hear her pain and anguish coming through in her music, Lavigne's approach is just like a slap in the face to her ex husband whilst she projectile pisses on him using a she-wee. Its time to grow up and learn some respect for people other than yourself.

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