Angry Anderson's even angrier sibling writes...
Lady Gaga - Love Game (Pissdiscs)
Seriously. Come on. What depths are there left to plunge after the lyrics "lets have some fun, this beat is sick / i wanna take a ride on your disco stick"? Actually, thats a rhetorical question. There are no depths left to plunge thanks to America's female answer to Beavis sniggering her way through another turgid bucket of sick that she can't perform live for toffee.
Jordin Sparks - Let The Music Play (Felchsound)
The world doesn't need another weak cover of Shannon's Let The Music Play. Especially when that weak cover features some abysmally poor rewritten verses about boyfriends. The mystique and starstruck vibe of the original has been replaced by words which the record label would describe as an anthem to clubbing in the same way that Play by Jennifer Lopez was. Horrible.
Escala - Children (The Phantastic Soundz of Monkeydung)
Oh joy of joys. Britain's Got No Talent's number one electric string playing muppets have recorded a cover version of Robert Miles' Children which joylessly sucks all the life out of it like a spider extracting the lifeblood from an insect. It really is that horribly bad and a shameless attempt to make money from something to which their regurgitation adds absolutely nothing.
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